Oh Here We Go Again Fighting Over What I Said Im Sorry
Dorothy: How can you lot talk if you haven't got a brain?
The Scarecrow: I don't know! Just some people without brains do an *atrocious* lot of talking, don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I approximate you're right.
The Magician of Oz: And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much *you* love; but by how much you are loved by others.
[Dorothy watches the Wicked Witch cook]
The Wicked Witch of the West: [her concluding lines] You cursed brat! Look what you've washed! I'k melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a skilful footling girl similar you could destroy my cute wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'grand going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
The Magician of Oz: As for yous, my galvanized friend, you desire a heart. You don't know how lucky y'all are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be fabricated unbreakable.
The Tin Man: But, I... I still desire i.
Dorothy: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the dazzler and splendor] Toto, I've a feeling nosotros're not in Kansas any more.
Dorothy: [after a pause] We must be over the rainbow!
[a bubble appears in the heaven and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, and then turns into Glinda the Good Witch wearing a spectacular pink dress and crown, holding a wand]
Dorothy: [to Toto] At present I... I know nosotros're not in Kansas!
Dorothy: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
Miss Gulch: [stopping bicycle and getting off] Gale?
Uncle Henry: Well, how-do-you-do, Miss Gulch.
Miss Gulch: [comes into the Gale'due south yard] I desire to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy.
Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'chiliad all but lame from the seize with teeth on my leg!
Uncle Henry: Y'all hateful she bit you?
Miss Gulch: No, her dog!
Uncle Henry: Oh, she flake her dog, eh?
[Uncle Henry lets get of the gate, it hits Miss Gulch on the backside]
Miss Gulch: [exasperated] No!
Auntie Em: Almira Gulch, merely considering you ain one-half the county doesn't hateful that you have the power to run the remainder of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and at present... well, existence a Christian woman, I tin can't say it!
The Sorcerer of Oz: Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the World or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we take universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become groovy thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you accept. Simply they take one thing y'all haven't got: a diploma.
The Wicked Witch of the West: You stay out of this, Glinda! Or I'll set you besides!
Glinda: Oh-ho-ho-ho, rubbish! You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a firm on YOU.
[Wicked Witch glances nervously at the sky]
[terminal lines]
Dorothy: Oh, but anyway, Toto, nosotros're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there'south no identify similar home!
Dorothy: [singing] Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds wing. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why tin can't I? If happy piddling bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why cant I?
Munchkin Coroner: [singing] As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's non only merely expressionless, she's really well-nigh sincerely dead.
The Wizard of Oz: Back where I come from there are men who do zip all twenty-four hours but good deeds. They are called phila... er, phila... er, yes, er, Good Human activity Doers.
The Sorcerer of Oz: [to the King of beasts] As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized thinking. You are nether the unfortunate delusion that simply considering y'all run away from danger, yous have no courage. You're confusing backbone with wisdom.
The Cowardly Lion: Courage! What makes a male monarch out of a slave? Backbone! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Backbone! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Backbone! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Backbone! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What take they got that I ain't got?
Dorothy,The Scarecrow,The Tin Man: Courage!
The Cowardly Panthera leo: You can say that again!... Huh?
Dorothy: [to the Scarecrow] I think I'll miss y'all most of all.
The Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only harbinger.
Dorothy: How can yous talk if you haven't got a brain?
The Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains exercise an atrocious lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're correct.
Dorothy: At present which style do we go?
The Scarecrow: Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
Dorothy: Who said that?
[Toto barks at scarecrow]
Dorothy: Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
The Scarecrow: [points other way] It's pleasant down that way, likewise.
Dorothy: That'southward funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
The Scarecrow: [points both means] Of course, some people do go both ways.
Dorothy: My! People come and go and then apace here!
The Scarecrow: Help! Help! Help!
[Flying Monkeys leave; Tin Homo and King of beasts detect him]
The Tin Man: Well, what happened to you?
The Scarecrow: Kickoff they tore my legs off and they threw them over there! And then they took my chest out and they threw it over there...!
The Tin can Human being: Oh, that's you lot all over!
The Cowardly Lion: Sure knocked the stuffin' outta ya, didn't they?
The Scarecrow: Don't stand there talking! Put me together! We've got to find Dorothy!
[Tin Man and Lion showtime gathering upward his straw]
Glinda: Only bad witches are ugly.
The Scarecrow: The sum of the foursquare roots of any ii sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the foursquare root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How tin can I always cheers plenty?
The Wizard of Oz: Well, yous tin't.
Dorothy: My goodness, what a fuss yous're making! Well naturally, when you get around picking on things weaker than you are, why, you're nothing just a great large coward!
The Cowardly Lion: [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any backbone at all. I even scare myself.
[sobs]
The Cowardly King of beasts: Look at the circles nether my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks!
The Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep?
The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any practiced, I'm *afraid* of 'em!
The Scarecrow: Aw, that's too bad.
The Tin Man: What take y'all learned, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to simply want to meet Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I e'er become looking for my heart's desire over again, I won't expect whatever farther than my ain back g. Because if it isn't there, I never actually lost it to begin with! Is that correct?
Auntie Em: Now, you simply help us out today and notice yourself a place where you lot won't get into whatsoever trouble!
Dorothy: Someplace where there isn't whatsoever trouble. Practise you suppose at that place is such a place, Toto? There must be. It's not a place y'all can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain...
[sings]
Dorothy: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up loftier, there'due south a land that I heard of in one case in a lullaby. Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue... and the dreams that yous dare to dream really do come true. Anytime I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far backside me... where troubles melt like lemon drops, abroad above the chimney tops, that's where y'all'll find me... Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds wing. Birds fly over the rainbow... why, then, oh why can't I? If happy trivial bluebirds wing beyond the rainbow... why oh why tin can't I?
The Wizard of Oz: As for y'all, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you lot are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Dorothy: In that location'southward no place like dwelling house.
The Cowardly Panthera leo: I exercise believe in spooks, I practise believe in spooks. I do, I do, I exercise, I do believe in spooks, I exercise believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I exercise!
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: Ah! Y'all'll believe in more than than that before I'thou finished with you.
Dorothy: [sings] Information technology actually was no phenomenon. What happened was just this: the air current began to switch, the firm, to pitch! And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then, the Witch, to satisfy an crawling, went flight on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch!
Munchkin: [singing] And ooh, what happened then was rich!
Munchkins: [singing] The firm began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch! Information technology landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch! Which, was not a happy si-tu-ation for the Wicked Witch!
The Can Human being: Where do we go now?
The Cowardly King of beasts: Yeah...
[Toto barks]
The Scarecrow: There!
[they follow Toto upwards the stairs, he scratches at the door to the room with Dorothy]
The Scarecrow: Wait, we better make sure. Dorothy, are yous in there? It's us!
Dorothy: [running to the door] Yes! It'due south me! She locked me in!
The Cowardly Lion: Come on! We gotta get her out! Open up the door!
Dorothy: Oh hurry, please, hurry! The hourglass is about empty!
The Tin Man: Stand back!
[he takes his axe to the door; it swings open up just as the last sand trickles away]
Dorothy: Oh! Oh Toto! Oh I knew yous'd come up! Oh Lion! Can Human! You found my doggie!
The Scarecrow: Hurry! We've got no time to lose!
[they race downwardly the stairs; the doors bang close on them]
The Wicked Witch of the West: [cackling] Leaving and so presently? I wouldn't hear of it! Why, my fiddling party'south just beginning!
Dorothy: Goodbye, Tin Man. Oh, don't cry! You'll rust and so dreadfully. Here. Here'southward your oil can.
[kisses him]
Dorothy: Goodbye.
The Tin Man: At present I know I've got a middle, 'cause information technology's breaking...
Dorothy: Goodbye, Lion. You know, I know it isn't right, only I'm going to miss the way y'all used to holler for help before you found your courage.
The Cowardly Panthera leo: [tearfully] I never would've establish it, if it hadn't been for you...
Dorothy: [to Scarecrow] I recall I'll miss y'all most of all.
Dorothy: [Reaches to pick an apple from the apple tree, the tree grabs the apple tree and slaps her hand] Ouch!
Angry Apple Tree: What exercise you think you're doing?
Dorothy: We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and... did yous say something?
Angry Apple tree: She was hungry!
Apple tree: [Repeating after The Aroused Apple Tree] She was hungry!
Angry Apple tree Tree: Well, how would you like to have someone come forth and pick something off of you lot?
Dorothy: Oh, dear! I continue forgetting I'chiliad non in Kansas!
The Scarecrow: [disparagingly] Come up along, Dorothy. You don't want any of *those* apples! Hmph!
Angry Apple Tree: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
The Scarecrow: [sarcastically] Oh no! It's only that she doesn't like little green worms!
Aroused Apple tree Tree: Oh you!
[the trees first shaking their branches angrily]
The Scarecrow: [in Dorothy's ear] I'll show you how to become apples!
[taunts the copse past making a confront; the first tree throws an apple tree that knocks him downwardly]
Dorothy: [concerned] Oh!
[the copse continue throwing apples]
The Scarecrow: Hooray! I guess that did it! Help yourself!
The Magician of Oz: They have ane thing you lot haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum East Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon yous the honorary degree of ThD.
The Scarecrow: ThD?
The Wizard of Oz: That's... Md of Thinkology.
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [after the Wicked Witch has melted] She's... She's dead. You lot killed her.
Dorothy: I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It'southward just that he was on fire.
Helm of the Winkie Baby-sit: Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies: [all kneel before Dorothy] *Hail*! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy: The broom! May we accept it?
Captain of the Winkie Baby-sit: [hands Dorothy the broomstick] Please. And take it with you.
Dorothy: Oh, cheers and so much! Now we can become back to the Wizard, and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies: The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy: [Toto is held earnest by the Witch and i of her monkeys] What are you gonna do to my dog? Give him back to me!
The Wicked Witch of the W: All in good fourth dimension, my little pretty. All in good time.
Dorothy: Oh, delight requite me back my dog!
The Wicked Witch of the West: Certainly, certainly. When you give me those slippers.
Dorothy: But the Good Witch of the Northward told me not to!
The Wicked Witch of the West: Very well.
[to Flying Monkey]
The Wicked Witch of the West: Throw that basket in the river and drown him!
Dorothy: NO! No no, here... you can accept your old slippers, just give me back Toto!
The Wicked Witch of the West: That'southward a skilful little girl. I knew you lot'd see reason.
[stooped to take the shoes but fire leaps out and burns her]
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: Aagh!
Dorothy: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't do information technology! Can I yet accept my dog?
The Wicked Witch of the West: No! Fool that I am! I should have remembered; those slippers will never come up off, as long equally you're live. But that's not what's worrying me. Information technology's *how* to do it. These things must be washed *delicately*, or you lot hurt the spell.
[Toto leaps from the basket and runs for it]
Dorothy: Run Toto, RUN!
The Wicked Witch of the West: Catch him!
[Guards throw spears at Toto]
Dorothy: Run, Toto, run! Run Toto, run! He got abroad! He got away!
The Wicked Witch of the Westward: Which is more than you lot will! Drat you and your dog! You lot've been more trouble to me than you're worth one way or some other, but information technology'll presently be over now!
[grabs an hourglass and turns it over]
The Wicked Witch of the West: Run into that? That'southward how much longer y'all've got to be live! And it isn't long, my pretty, information technology isn't long! I can't look forever to get those shoes!
Munchkin Mayor: Then this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants!
Munchkin: If any!
Munchkin Mayor: Yes - let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Sometime Witch at concluding is dead!
Dorothy: Did you lot say something?
[indiscernible sounds from the rusted Tin Man]
Dorothy: He said oil can!
The Scarecrow: Oil can what?
Dorothy: Oil can...? What... Oh! Here it is! Where do you want to be oiled first?
[Tin Man squeaks]
The Scarecrow: He said his mouth!
[they dab oil into the corners of Tin Man'due south mouth]
The Can Human: [working his oral cavity loose] Muh... ma... me... mah... my, my goodness, I can talk once more! Oh, oil my arms delight! Oil my elbows!
[they do so, and help to wrench downwards the arm property up the axe]
Dorothy: [concerned] Oh, did that hurt?
The Tin Homo: No, it feels wonderful. I've held that axe upwards for ages.
The Cowardly Lion: [singing] If I were king of the fore-e-eastward-est / Not queen, not duke, not prince / My regal robes of the fore-eastward-east-est / Would be satin, not cotton, non chintz / I'd command each thing, whether fish or fowl / With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, and a royal growl - R-R-Ruff! / As I click my heels / All the trees would kneel / And the mountains bow / And the bulls kowtow / And the sparrow would have fly / If I, if I were ki-i-i-i-ng! / The rabbits would show respect to me / The chipmunks genuflect to me / Though my tail would lash / I would show compash / For every underling / If I, if I were male monarch / But ki-i-i-i-ing!
The Gatekeeper: Orders are nobody can run across the Bully Oz! Non nobody, non nohow!
Dorothy: [equally the Wizard's airship goes off without her] Oh! Come back! Come back! Don't get without me! Please come up back!
The Wizard of Oz: I tin't come dorsum, I don't know how it works! Good-bye, folks!
[the people shout and wave goodbye]
Dorothy: Oh no, I'll never go home...
[she begins to weep]
The Cowardly Panthera leo: [emotionally] Stay with us so, Dorothy. We all love ya. We don't... want you to get.
Dorothy: Oh, that's very kind of you. Merely this could never be like Kansas. Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what happened to me by now! Oh, Scarecrow, what am I gonna practise?
The Scarecrow: [pointing] Look! Here'due south someone who can help you!
[Glinda's pink bubble descends]
Glinda: Are y'all a good witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy: Who me? I'one thousand not a witch at all. I'one thousand Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
Glinda: Oh. Well, is that the witch?
[pointing to Toto]
Dorothy: Who, Toto? Toto's my dog!
Glinda: [laughs] Well, I'thou a fiddling muddled! The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house, and hither you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.
[she points to a pair of legs sticking out from under the firm; Dorothy gasps]
Glinda: And so, what the Munchkins want to know is, are you lot a practiced witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy: Only, I've already told y'all, I'm not a witch at all! Witches are one-time, and ugly!
[they hear giggles]
Dorothy: What was that?
Glinda: The Munchkins. They're laughing because, I *am* a Witch. I'k Glinda, the Witch of the North.
Dorothy: You are?
[she curtsies]
Dorothy: Oh, I beg your pardon! But, I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! The greatest Oz has spoken!
The Cowardly Lion: Put 'em upwards, put 'em upwards! Which i of you commencement? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you lot with one mitt tied behind my dorsum. I'll fight you standing on one human foot. I'll fight y'all with my eyes closed... ohh, pullin' an axe on me, eh? Sneaking upwardly on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
Ozmites: [singing] We get up at 12 and start to work at 1! Take an hour for lunch and so, at 2, nosotros're done! Jolly good fun!
Dorothy: What would yous exercise with a brain if you had one?
[Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin can Man lookout as the Wicked Witch of the Westward vanishes into a fireball]
The Scarecrow: I'm not afraid of her! I'll come across you get safely to the Sorcerer now, whether I get a brain or not. Stuff a mattress with me. Ha!
The Tin can Homo: I'll encounter you lot attain the Magician, whether I get a centre or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and brand a beehive out of me!
[snaps his fingers with a clunking sound]
Dorothy: Oh, you lot're the best friends anybody always had. And information technology's funny, only I feel as if I'd known you all the time, just I couldn't have, could I?
The Scarecrow: I don't run into how. You weren't around when I was blimp and sewn together, were y'all?
The Tin Human being: And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.
Dorothy: However, I wish I could call back... but I gauge it doesn't matter anyhow. We know each other now, don't we?
The Scarecrow: That's correct.
The Tin Man: We practice.
The Scarecrow: To Oz?
The Can Man: To Oz.
The Wicked Witch of the West: How well-nigh a little fire, Scarecrow? Crow!
[she sets fire to his arm, Dorothy screams]
The Scarecrow: Help, I'm called-for, I'grand burning!
[Dorothy grabs a bucket]
The Wicked Witch of the West: Don't touch that water!
[Dorothy heaves the bucket at the burn, the water splashes the Witch]
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: Aaagh! Y'all cursed brat! Look what yous've done! I'grand melting! Melting! Oh, what a earth, what a globe! Who would have thought a good picayune girl like y'all could destroy my beautiful wickedness! Oh, look out! Look out! I'thousand going...! Ooooohhhhh, ooooooohhhhhhh...
The Wizard of Oz: To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
The Sorcerer of Oz: [in a booming voice] Stride forward, Tin Man!
The Can Man: [terrified, steps forward] Ohhhh!
The Wizard of Oz: [nevertheless in a booming vocalization] You DARE to come to me for a center, exercise you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!
The Tin can Man: Yes, sir. Yes, your honor. You see... a while back, we were walking downwardly the yellow brick road. And...
The Wizard of Oz: [booming voice] Quiet!
Title Card: [opening title card of dedication] For nearly twoscore years this story has given faithful service to the Immature in Heart; and Fourth dimension has been powerless to put its kindly phiosophy out of manner. To those of you who have been faithful to it in return... and to the Young in Heart... we dedicate this picture.
Dorothy: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
Professor Marvel: Do you know whatsoever? Oh, y'all mean the... affair. Yes.
Dorothy: Weren't you lot frightened?
The Sorcerer of Oz: Frightened? Child, y'all're talking to a man who's laughed in the face up of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified.
[Dorothy is brought to the Witch's castle]
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: What a overnice piffling dog. And you, my dear, what an unexpected pleasure. It's so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness.
The Scarecrow: You're going to see a magician?
Dorothy: Mm-hm!
The Scarecrow: Do you lot recollect if I went with you this magician would give me some brains?
Dorothy: I couldn't say. Simply even if he didn't, you lot'd exist no worse off than you are now.
The Scarecrow: Yep, that's true.
Dorothy: ...Just, maybe you'd ameliorate not. I've got a witch mad at me and yous might become into trouble.
The Scarecrow: A witch? I'm non afraid of a witch! I'k not afraid of annihilation!... Oh, ehm... Except a lighted match.
[fluffs his straw]
Dorothy: I don't blame yous for that.
The Scarecrow: Simply I'd confront a whole box total of 'em for the chance of getting some brains! Wait, I won't be whatever trouble, because I don't need to think. And I won't try to manage things, because I can't think! Won't you have me with you?
Dorothy: Why, of course I will!
Dorothy: Oh, Thank y'all and then much! We've been gone such a long fourth dimension and nosotros feel and then messy...
[she sees the horse is a brilliant royal]
Dorothy: What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!
The Carriage Driver: And never will again, I fancy. There's only 1 of him and he'south it. He's the Horse of a Different Colour you've heard tell nearly!
Auntie Em: Here, hither, what's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done? I know iii shiftless farmhands that'll exist out of a task before they know it.
'Hickory': Well, Dorothy was walking along...
Auntie Em: I saw you lot tinkering with that contraption, Hickory! Now you lot and Hunk become back to that wagon.
'Hickory': All right, Mrs. Gale. But anytime, they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and...
Auntie Em: Well, don't start posing for it now!
The Cowardly Panthera leo: Read what my medal says: "Courage". Ain't information technology the truth? Ain't it the truth?
Dorothy: Oh, oh, what's happening, what is information technology? I can't run anymore. Oh, I'm so sleepy...
The Scarecrow: Here, requite us your hands and nosotros'll pull you lot along!
Dorothy: Oh no no, please, I take to rest for just a infinitesimal. Toto, where'due south Toto?
[she falls downward, comatose]
The Scarecrow: Oh you tin't rest now, we're nearly there!
[Tin can Man starts crying]
The Scarecrow: Don't cry! You'll rust yourself again!
The Cowardly Lion: Come to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad...
[he sags]
The Scarecrow: [trying to hold him up] Don't you lot beginning too!
The Tin can Human: [grabbing him] No! We'd improve try and acquit Dorothy!
The Scarecrow: I don't recollect I could... but we could try!
The Tin Man: Let's!
The Scarecrow: Yep!
[the lion collapses]
The Tin Human being: Oh, now expect at him! This is terrible!
The Scarecrow: Here, Tin Human, help me!
[they tug at Dorothy]
The Scarecrow: Oh, this is terrible! Tin't budge her an inch! This is a spell, this is!
The Can Man: It'south the Wicked Witch! What'll nosotros do? Aid! Assistance!
The Scarecrow: Information technology'south no use screaming at a time similar this! Nobody will hear you!... Help, HEEEEELLLLP!
Dorothy: I've got a witch mad at me and y'all might get into problem!
[first lines]
Dorothy: She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
'Zeke': It'south a twister! It'southward a twister!
The Winkies: [singing repeatedly] O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah!
Dorothy: I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'chiliad frightened!
[Auntie Em'southward prototype appears in the crystal ball]
Auntie Em: Dorothy? Dorothy? Where are you? It'south me, Auntie Em! We're trying to find you! Where are you?
Dorothy: I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em! I'thousand locked in the witch's castle, and I'chiliad trying to get home to yous, Auntie Em!
[Auntie Em's prototype fades out]
Dorothy: Oh, Auntie Em, don't get away! I'1000 frightened! Come back! Come back!
[the Wicked Witch's epitome appears in the crystal ball]
The Wicked Witch of the West: Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Come back! I'll give yous Auntie Em, my pretty!
[cackling, to the audience, cackling again and the Wicked Witch's image fades out]
Dorothy: [in the Sorcerer's Throne Room with the iii others, having returned from the Witch's castle] Please, sir. Nosotros've washed what you told united states. We brought yous the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
The Wizard of Oz: Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!
Miss Gulch: If y'all don't paw over that dog, I'll bring a harm accommodate that'll take your whole subcontract! There's a law protecting folks against dogs that bite!
Auntie Em: How would it be if she keeps him tied up? He'south actually gentle... with gentle people, that is.
The Wizard of Oz: Tin can I believe my optics? Why have you come up back?
Dorothy: Please, sir, we've washed what you told u.s.. Nosotros've brought you lot the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the Westward. We melted her!
The Magician of Oz: Ah, y'all liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful.
Dorothy: Yes, sir. Then we'd like you to keep your promise to united states, if you please, sir.
The Wizard of Oz: Non and then fast, non so fast! I'll accept to give the affair a little thought. Go abroad and come back tomorrow.
Dorothy: Tomorrow? Oh, only I desire to become dwelling house at present!
The Tin Man: Yous've had plenty of time already!
The Cowardly Panthera leo: [snarls] Yeahhh...
The Wizard of Oz: Practice not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said, come up back tomorrow!
[Toto runs off backside a curtain]
Dorothy: If you lot were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises!
The Magician of Oz: Practice yous presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Remember yourselves lucky that I'g giving you lot audience tomorrow instead of twenty years from now!
[Toto pulls the curtain aside, revealing the real Sorcerer of Oz equally a curt, middle-aged homo with blond pilus]
The Wizard of Oz: Oh...!
[turns and speaks into the megaphone]
The Wizard of Oz: The Great Oz has spoken! Oh!
[he pulls the drapery over again]
The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the pall! The greatest... Oz... has... spoken!
Dorothy: [Yanking dorsum the curtain] Who are you?
The Wizard of Oz: Who, ah, ah... I am the Great and Powerful...! Wizard, of Oz...
Dorothy: You lot are? I don't believe you lot!
The Sorcerer of Oz: Well, I'm afraid it's true, there'southward no other Wizard except me...
The Scarecrow: [angrily] You Humbug!
The Cowardly Lion: Yeah!
The Sorcerer of Oz: [aback] Yes, yeah, exactly and then, I'g a humbug.
Dorothy: Oh... Yous're a very bad human!
The Magician of Oz: Oh, no, my dear! I, I'm a very good homo! I'1000... simply a very bad wizard.
Auntie Em: At present you become feed those hogs earlier they worry themselves into anemia!
'Zeke': [to pigs] Make it there, before I brand a dime bank out of you.
Professor Curiosity: Better become under comprehend, Sylvester, there's a storm blowin' up, a whopper!... To speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor niggling kid, I hope she gets dwelling house all right.
The Gatekeeper: Who rang that bong?
Dorothy,The Scarecrow,The Cowardly Lion,The Tin Homo: [all iv together] We did!
The Gatekeeper: Can't you read?
The Scarecrow: Read what?
The Gatekeeper: The notice!
Dorothy,The Scarecrow,The Cowardly Lion,The Tin can Man: What discover?
The Gatekeeper: It's on the door - as plain every bit the nose on my confront! Information technology... oh...
[does a tsking, expression, goes inside door for a moment. He hangs the notice and goes back inside]
Dorothy,The Scarecrow,The Cowardly King of beasts,The Tin can Man: [Reading notice, all together] Bong out of order, please knock.
[Dorothy knocks the door and he opens the window]
The Gatekeeper: Well, that'southward more than similar it! At present, land your business!
Dorothy,The Scarecrow,The Cowardly Lion,The Tin Human being: [all together] Nosotros want to run into the Wizard!
The Gatekeeper: [gasps] The Wizard? But, nobody tin can see the Neat Oz! Nobody's always seen the Great Oz! Even, I've never seen him!
Dorothy: Well, then how do you know there is 1?
The Gatekeeper: Because, he... I... Oh, you're wasting my time.
[starts to shut the window]
Dorothy: Oh, please. Please, sir. I've got to see the Magician. The Good Witch of the North sent me.
The Gatekeeper: Prove it.
The Scarecrow: She's wearing the ruby slippers, she gave her.
The Gatekeeper: Oh, and so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a unlike color! Come on in!
The Sorcerer of Oz: [speaking in a booming voice into microphone] I am the keen and powerful...
[then, realizing that information technology is useless to go along his masquerade, moves away from microphone, speaks in a normal voice]
The Wizard of Oz: ... Wizard of Oz.
The Wicked Witch of the West: Ring effectually the rosie, a pocket full of spears! Thought you were pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The terminal to go will encounter the first three become before her! And your mangy little canis familiaris, too!
Dorothy: Where practice yous want to be oiled first?
The Cowardly Lion: I'll go you anyway, Peewee.
[Chases Toto]
Dorothy: [smacking him on the nose] Shame on y'all!
The Cowardly Lion: [sobbing] Why did you do that for? I didn't bite him!
Dorothy: No, merely you tried to. It's bad enough picking on a harbinger man, just when you go around picking on poor little dogs!
The Cowardly Lion: Well, you didn't accept striking me, didja?
[sobs]
The Cowardly Lion: Is my nose bleeding?
Dorothy: Well, of form non.
[he continues to sob]
Dorothy: My goodness, what a fuss yous're making!
The Magician of Oz: You lot are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.
The Scarecrow: I've got a mode to get usa in there, and you're gonna lead us.
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: And now, my beauties, something with poisonous substance in it, I recall. With poisonous substance in it, simply attractive to the heart, and soothing to the odour.
[cackles]
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: Poppies... Poppies. Poppies volition put them to sleep. Sleeeeep. Now they'll sleeeeep!
The Magician of Oz: [booming vocalism] And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery to inquire for a brain, you billowing bale of bovine forage!
The Scarecrow: Y-Yes... Aye, Your Honour... I hateful, Your Excellency... I-I hateful, Your Wizardry.
The Wizard of Oz: [booming vocalization] Enough!
Dorothy: Oh will you help me? Can you assist me?
Glinda: You lot don't need to exist helped any longer. Yous've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
Dorothy: I have?
The Scarecrow: Then why didn't you lot tell her before?
Glinda: Because she wouldn't take believed me. She had to learn information technology for herself.
The Tin can Man: What have you learned, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Well, I, I think that it, that it wasn't enough simply to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. And it's that if I always get looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my ain backyard. Considering if information technology isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?
Glinda: That's all it is.
The Scarecrow: [singing] I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: But that'due south non what's worrying me. It's how to do it. These things must be done delicately... or you lot hurt the spell.
Uncle Henry: Come up on, everybody in the storm cellar!
Auntie Em: [panicked] Henry, assist me, I can't find Dorothy, she'south somewhere out in the storm!
Uncle Henry: Em, nosotros tin can't look for her now! Come on, get in the cellar, hurry up!
Auntie Em: [screams] DOROTHYYYY!
Glinda: Pooh, what a odor of sulfur.
The Cowardly Panthera leo: [noticing the snowfall that fallen on the poppy field] Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
The Scarecrow: Come along, Dorothy. Yous don't want whatever of those apples. Hmph!
Angry Apple tree Tree: Are you lot hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
The Scarecrow: Oh, no. Information technology's just that she doesn't like picayune green worms!
Angry Apple Tree: Oh you!
[shakes his branches angrily at the Scarecrow]
The Scarecrow: [in Dorothy's ear] I'll show y'all how to get apples!
[makes a face taunting the trees; they throw apples at him, knocking him down]
Dorothy: [concerned] Oh!
[the trees continue tossing apples at them]
The Scarecrow: Hooray! I guess that did it! Assist yourself!
[they begin picking upward the thrown apples]
The Wizard of Oz: Exercise non agitate the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!
'Zeke': Listen, kid. Are you gonna permit that sometime Gulch heifer try and buffalo ya? She ain't naught to be afraid of. Have a little *backbone*, that's all.
Dorothy: I'1000 not afraid of her.
'Zeke': Well and so, next time she squawks, walk correct upward to her and spit in her eye. That's what I'd do.
[the Cowardly Lion has but received a Courage Medal from the Magician of Oz]
The Cowardly Lion: Shucks, folks, I'm speechless. Ha Ha!
The Tin Man: Here, here. Go abroad and allow us solitary.
The Cowardly Lion: Oh, scared, huh? Afraid, huh? Ah, how long can you stay fresh in that can? Ha ha ha ha.
The Wizard of Oz: Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'g giving you an audition tomorrow, instead of xx years from now!
The Cowardly Lion: [singing] I'm agape in that location's no denyin', I'grand simply a dandy lion, a fate I don't deserve! Merely I could show my prowess, exist a lion, not a mo-use, if I only had the nervus!
'Hunk': Now look here, Dorothy, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. Yous'd think you didn't have any brains at all.
Dorothy: I have then got brains.
'Hunk': Well, why don't y'all employ them? When you come habitation, don't go by Miss Gulch'due south place. Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you lot won't go far no trouble. Run across?
Dorothy: Oh Hunk, you only won't listen, that's all.
'Hunk': Well, your head ain't fabricated of straw, you know.
The Cowardly King of beasts: [getting a panic attack walking into the Wizard'south lobby] Wait a minute, fellas. I was only thinking. I really don't want to see the Sorcerer this much. I'd amend wait for yous outside.
The Scarecrow: What's the thing?
The Tin Man: Oh, he'south but s-scared again.
Dorothy: Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage?
The Cowardly Lion: I'd be too scared to ask him for it.
[sobs]
Dorothy: Well and then, we'll ask him for you lot.
The Cowardly Lion: I'd sooner wait exterior.
Dorothy: Why? Why?
The Cowardly Lion: Considering I'm still *scared*.
[sobs]
Dorothy: You ought to exist aback of yourself, frightening him like that when he came for you lot to aid!
The Wizard of Oz: [booming voice] Silence, whippersnapper! The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests!
The Cowardly Lion: What'due south that? What'd he say?
Dorothy: Oh, come on.
[pulls the King of beasts upwards]
The Cowardly Lion: Huh, what'd he say?
The Sorcerer of Oz: [booming voice] Just first, yous must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very minor task. Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the Due west.
The Can Man: But if we do that, Nosotros'll have to kill her to get it.
The Wizard of Oz: [booming phonation] Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your requests. At present, go!
The Cowardly King of beasts: But... simply, what if she kills u.s.a. start?
The Magician of Oz: [booming voice] I said Go!
[the Cowardly Panthera leo jumps with fright and running of the Sorcerer's throne room, jumps out of the window]
Professor Marvel: Equally for yous, my galvanized friend, you desire a heart. You don't know how lucky you lot are not to Have one! Hearts volition NEVER be practical until they can exist made unbreakable.
Glinda: Now those magic slippers volition take you home in two seconds.
Dorothy: Toto too?
Glinda: Toto too.
The Wicked Witch of the West: [to the captain of the winged monkeys] Take your army to the Haunted Woods and bring me that girl and her dog. Do what y'all like with the others, just I want her live and unharmed. They'll give y'all no problem, I hope you that. I've sent a little insect on alee to have the fight out of them. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Take special intendance of those ruby slippers. I want those near of all! Now fly! Wing! Bring me the girl! Fly! Wing!
Miss Gulch: That dog'southward a menace to the community. I'thou taking him to the sheriff and brand sure he'southward destroyed.
Dorothy: Destroyed? Toto? Oh, you tin can't! You lot mustn't! Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't permit her, will you?
Uncle Henry: [chuckles] Of course nosotros won't. Will we, Em?
Dorothy: Please, Aunt Em, Toto didn't hateful to. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong. I'm the one that ought to be punished. I permit him become in her garden. You tin ship me to bed without supper.
Miss Gulch: [strictly pointly to Em] If you don't manus over that dog, I'll bring a damage arrange that'll take your whole farm! There's a law protecting folks against dogs that bite!
Auntie Em: How would it be if she keeps him tied up? He's really gentle... with gentle people, that is.
Miss Gulch: Well, that's for the Sheriff to decide. Here'south his order allowing me to have him. Unless you desire to go against the law.
Uncle Henry: Uhh... yeah...
Auntie Em: Now, we can't go confronting the law, Dorothy. I'm agape poor Toto will accept to go.
Miss Gulch: Now yous're seeing reason.
Dorothy: No...
Miss Gulch: Hither's what I'm taking him in... so he tin can't attack me once again.
Dorothy: OH, NO, NO! I won't let you take him! You go away, you... .! Oooh, I'LL Bite Yous MYSELF!
Miss Gulch: Dorothy!
Dorothy: You wicked sometime witch! Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let 'em take Toto! Don't let her have him... please!
Miss Gulch: Hither! I've got an social club! Let me have...
Dorothy: End HER!
Auntie Em: Put him in the handbasket, Henry.
Miss Gulch: The thought!
Dorothy: Oh, don't, Uncle Henry. Oh, Toto! Don't...
[Dorothy stars crying she looks to Aunt Em, then to Uncle Henry then turns and starts out, and runs out of the room]
The Scarecrow: Don't you think the Wizard could help him, too?
Dorothy: I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to see the Sorcerer now. To get him a heart.
The Tin Human being: And him a encephalon.
Dorothy: I'k sure he could give yous some courage.
The Cowardly King of beasts: Well, wouldn't you experience degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly panthera leo? I would.
[tearful]
Dorothy: No, of grade non.
The Cowardly Lion: Gee, that's... that's awfully nice of you. My life has been only unbearable.
Dorothy: Oh, Well, it'south all right now. The Wizard'll fix everything.
[wipes his tears away]
The Cowardly King of beasts: It's... It'south been in me so long. I merely... gotta tell y'all how I feel.
Dorothy: [grabs Toto] Well, come on!
The Cowardly Lion: [singing] Yeh, it's deplorable, believe me, Missy. When yous're born to exist a sissy. Without the vim and verve. But I could testify my prowess, Be a lion not a mou-ess If I simply had the nerve. I'm afraid at that place's no denyin'. I'm just a dande-panthera leo, A fate I don't deserve.
Dorothy: Goodness! How did y'all ever get similar this?
The Tin can Man: Well, about a twelvemonth ago, I was chopping that tree, when suddenly it began to pelting. And right in the middle of the chop, I rusted solid. And I've been that style ever since.
Dorothy: Well, you're perfect now.
The Tin Man: [to Scarecrow] My neck. My cervix.
[Scarecrow oils Tin Man'southward neck]
The Tin Homo: [to Dorothy] Perfect? Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect. Go alee, bang on it!
[Dorothy bangs on his breast which causes an repeat]
The Scarecrow: BEAUTIFUL! What an repeat!
The Can Man: [Sadly] It'south empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a middle.
Dorothy,The Scarecrow: No heart?
The Tin Homo: No heart. All hollow.
[Taps his chest and falls backwards]
The Tin Human being: [singing] When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle, And all the same I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presuming That I could be kind of human. If I only had a heart. I'd be tender, I'd exist gentle, And awful sentimental. Regarding love and art, I'd be friends with a sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows. If I just had a heart. Motion-picture show me, A balustrade Above a vocalisation sings low.
Juliet: Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
The Tin Human being: [singing] I hear a beat. How sweet! Only to register emotion Jealousy, devotion. And actually experience the part. I could stay young and chipper. And I lock it with a zipper. If I only had a heart.
Dorothy: Oh! Are you all right?
The Tin Man: I'm afraid, I;m a little rusty still.
Dorothy: Oh dear!
Dorothy: [She oiled him some more] That was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering why couldn't you come with united states to the Emerald City to inquire the Wizard of Oz for a middle.
The Tin Homo: Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got at that place.
Dorothy: Oh, but he will! He must! Nosotros've come such a long way already.
[the Wicked Witch of the West cackles madly as she stands on the roof of the cabin]
The Wicked Witch of the W: Y'all call that long? Why, you've just begun! Helping the lilliputian lady forth, are you, my fine gentlemen?
The Wicked Witch of the Due west: [to Scarecrow] Well, stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you!
The Wicked Witch of the Westward: [to Tin Man] And you! I'll use you for a beehive! Here, Scarecrow. Wanna play ball?
[the witch throws down a ball of burn to the ground which sets it on fire]
The Scarecrow: Burn! I'thousand called-for! I'm burning!
[Dorothy screams in fearfulness and Tin Man quickly puts out the burn down with his funnel cap]
The Scarecrow: [the witch cackles then she disappeared behind a cloud of crimson smoke]
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